I suppose I should have suspected it might all go pear-shaped when the “friend” in Switzerland announced she wouldn’t be home despite our arrangements to visit and stay with her. As you may recall, things became still more stressful when our friend in Spain with whom we were due to stay failed – until the last moment – to produce the required letter of invitation D need to get his visa.
I had, however, thought after all that, we were home free. Ah me, the best laid plans of mice and Vanillas – especially when Mercury is in retrograde through Taurus. Oh yes, that really puts sod’s law to work.
We arrived in London at 6am after an 11 hour flight. We couldn’t, we discovered, check into our hotel until lunchtime and so wandered the streets of Mayfair and W1 and communed with the ducks on the Serpentine in Hyde Park.
Wandering the streets of Mayfair and W1






Finally we returned to the hotel to discover they’d bungled our reservation and we’d been put in the wrong room – a matter which couldn’t be rectified until the following day as the hotel was fully booked. A few sharp words later and having got hopelessly lost navigating the multiple staircases in the hotel we collapsed in a soggy sort of heap.
The following day, having left the toxic soup that is the London Underground I felt a niggle in the back of my throat… By the next morning I was as sick as the proverbial dog, or should I say pig… Aching, feverish, sore throat, cough, snotty nose. Yep, I had it flu, and most likely, we think, swine flu.
I spent two days dosed to the gills on Day Nurse so I could meet up with my wonderful children’s writer friends (many of whom you'll find in my sidebar) and fellow blogger, Fire Byrd. I don’t remember too much of it but I do know that they were all the most special and friendly people and courtesy of several colas and coffees, I had a wonderful time.
Then I spent two days lying in bed sweating and shivering and feeling like all hell. Then I spent a day overdoing it – determined to meet my bloggy pals, Sue Guiney, Debi Alper and Lettuce.
And then I knew I really should go home as I could feel my system heading for a state of total collapse.
But of course, the rational – i.e. irrational – mind likes to think it knows better than the body’s wisdom so fate felt the need to intervene. The day before we were due to fly to Spain, I received a call to say our friend there had had a heart attack and was intensive care. He wasn’t in any danger, I was told, and he had said we could stay in his new apartment but we wouldn’t be able to see him.
It didn’t take rocket science to realise that going to Spain was off the cards, and when we calculated the cost of staying on in London for an extra five days and my old gut woes started to grumble, there seemed only one sensible thing left to do. Heed the signs and Go Home!
It must have been “meant to be” because we got a flight out the following night and by the time I saw my doctor, she took one look at me and said, “Bed, for a week, or you’ll have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome!”
So there you have it and such is the way of life. You go with the flow, ride the punches, learn a few important lessons on the way – like… we will never, ever arrange to stay with friends ever again!
And now it’s back to the manuscript, plotting and further research!





33 comments:
Was so lovely to get together, but just sorry you were jinxed.
Hope you're healing now.
Oh hon...sounds like your trip was one of real ups and downs!! Actually, apart from meeting up with old friends and bloggy friends (Which is always wonderful!!) it sounds like your trip was mostly downs!!
Swine flu....you really should avoid snogging pigs you know...I thought Atyllah would have warned you!!
I hope you are feeling much better now and that your Spanish friend is also on the road to recovery!!
It's good to have you back
C x
Great to have you back! Wow, what a series of events that conspired against you I couldn't agree with you more, coming back home was definitely the best decision. At least you managed to meet up with FireByrd and the childrens' writers. Hope your friend in Spain is OK? And that you are, too... x
Well hello there and wasn't that the trip from hell? Puts me to mind of one trip where I, the trusty political aide, kept passing out on the planes and on the luggage carrousels.
Glad to hear you're feeling better, and very happy you're back online.
Word verif suggests you try promzin but if you're blogging again, I guess it won't be necessary.
welcome back, av.
It was so great to finally meet you in the huggy flesh, Debi! And yes thanks, much better now.
Actually, it was all Atyllah's fault, Carol - in the interests of interspecies connectivity she was insistent I went mouth to mouth with a porker - I did say "only if it's roasted" and that, I suspect was where the trouble started... ;-)
Feeling much, much better now, thanks! xx
I swear, Karen, before I next go travelling, I'm going to consult an astrologer - something similar happened to me once before when travelling when Mercury was in retrograde in Taurus... Damned stars! ;-)
Thanks, RLB - isn't it just the pits being ill when you're traveling - definitely not recommended!
Thanks, but I do think I'll pass on the Promzin or anything else that may expectedly or unexpectedly induce a haze! ;-)
Darn it! I wish I'd been at home so you could have come down here to our patch of Hampshire where I could have played nurse and given you lots of nourishing chicken soup while Guy took D exploring the two towns we sit inbetween - Winchester and Salisbury!
Seriously though, poor Nicky, what a 'Holiday from Hell' (have you read P.J. O' Rouke's hilarious book?) At least you got to meet some lovely bloggy friends, albeit in a fog of swine-ish flu.
PS. Fab photographs - as always.
It was lovely to meet you however breifly and to have a really great conversation with D as we we're the outsiders at the authors party.
Can't wait till November now!
xx
Oh no! I had no idea your trip ended so badly. I'm just happy we did get our visit in, and hope you're all mended now. And I hope this doesn't mean you'll never come back!
Welcome back! We did hear about you and Fyre Bird meeting up in London. Now get your rest.
Sorry about the mixups, the delays, the flu. Shitty stuff happens to the best of people, I'm afraid.
Oh, dear, dear Vanilla, I'm so sorry for all these mishaps... what an awful holiday!
I'm sending you my very best wishes and many hugs!
xoxoxo
Me again - forgot to say that I created an award especially for bloggy friends just like you. It was posted while you were away on May 22 - 'The Sweetness of Friendship'. It's a Reach Out Award.
what rotten luck a v... but at least you had a few good times with your writer group...
hope you stay on the mend... WHO just raised the h1ni level to 6!
Think of it this way, that you've used up your bad luck for the rest of the year!
Aw, Tessa, you're a sweetie - but hey, maybe we can say hello next time... am plotting a return, wanting to attend a children's writers' conference in Winchester in November and then go on to Bath, Buxton and York... :-)
And yes, I have read Holiday from Hell!
Oh, and thank you so much for the award - will go and take a peek now! xx
Will be wonderful to have a decent chat with you, FireByrd, just so sorry I couldn't talk with you more in London - it just felt mad trying to spread myself between so many people in such a limited space of time - not my style at all! xx
Don't worry, Sue, I'll be back, though I may give London a wide berth for a while! ;-)
Oh yeah, Lakeviewer, shitty stuff happens no matter who you are :-) I think the most important thing is not to fight it and just go with the flow - makes it a lot easier, frankly.
Aw, thanks, Vesper, you're a sweetie! xxx
I just saw that on the news Laughing Wolf and blew raspberries at it saying "Ha, I've had it and survived!" ;-) It's a really rotten flu though.
I sincerely hope so, Jenny! :-)
Holidays from Hell make for great reading - but only if they happen to someone else (and someone you don't know) so this wasn't good to read at all. I love London - too bad it was spoiled for you. Glad you are better now and safely home.
AV,
I'm really sorry to hear that you got sick while travelling (well, you know, I'm sorry you got sick at all!).
Sounds like you were able to meet many friends, even with your illness. Get well soon.
I am so glad that you are home, I am very sorry that you were sick for the majority of the trip and I am completely delighted that you got to ride on the London Eye... I got to walk underneath it but as yet, have not had time or opportunity to jump on.
LOVE the photos, of course. I think the little ducks are my favorite!
Feel better.
XOXO
Scarlett & Viaggiatore
OH Gawd . . so sorry it didn't work out. That's a lot of kish for a short trip! At least the weather was good? Small consolation? And I don't think it's the tube making you sick. Long haul flights are notorious for the circulation of germs. I get a cold every time I take a flight longer than 10 hours. Welcome home and glad to see you up and about again! (haha your capture says "thfuct"
Oh Nicky. Yuck. What an awful thing to happen and on your trip! We had to fill out forms on each flight so they could track the swine flu. I really hope you feel better soon.
I know just what you mean about staying at places, and then having to worry if it won't work out. It was different when we were 20 and only had a backpack, but now, we just want to know we've got a reservation...
take good care!
sorry to hear about your health..nice to know you still get around to see the places
Hi Vanilla. Glad to see you back in one piece. The stresses of travelling can fatigue the best of us. Rest up and get back to blogging. :)
Welcome back! Glad you are on the mend now.
Some terrific photos though despite being jinxed!
So weird that I have seen some of these places. I have a new blog which URL you can check in my profile.
"All go pear-shaped...." Never heard that but it says it all!
OUCH!
Yikes, sorry your trip went so wrong. Nothing worse than falling ill when you're away from your home and bed.
I'm off on a trip in a couple of weeks, and the friends I was supposed to visit in Italy are now in Canada, so I feel your pain (although they had a very good excuse for leaving).
Well, isn't that ruddy typical - you go on a holiday that you've been planning for and looking forward to and swine flu strikes! Glad you're feeling better now
x
you have every reason to blow raspberries at them... just stay on wellness way :)
Glad you got to meet your blog mates in spite of the dreaded flu!
Hope you are all better now and don't go over-doing it!
xxPat
I hope you are fully recovered soon. Sorry your trip was hijacked by the flu but at least you did get in some of the things you wanted to do!
Welcome back and thanks for the Eye pics, I've been wanting to take a trip on that ever since I first saw it!
Blimey, Atyllah!
It was good to see you though. We're going to the Outer hebrides this summer where I anticipate meeting nobody.
Thanks, VioletSky, I definitely don't advocate holidays from hell as any kind of destination! :-)
Aw, thanks Rick, honey ;-)
I was, Gail and that was a real treat!
I got to walk under the Eye the last time I went too, Scarlett, so this time we had to take a ride - it was really cool - well worth it! xxx
Nah, it was definitely the tube, Baino, sometimes you just "know". The weather was iffy - a couple of gorgeous days, when I was stuck in bed, of course, and then some suitably grey days.
You're right, Lori, taking chances with accommodation etc is fine when you're 20 but at our age, well, we want security and peace of mind. Happily I'm much better now, though D seems to have come down with a lurgy. Ho hum.
Thanks, Rambler.
All rested up now, thanks, JD!
Thanks, Mervat!
Will do, thanks, Ropi.
It's a nice way of describing it, isn't it, MerrilyMarylee ;-)
Oh no, Rob, sorry to hear that your travel plans also took a wobble - hopefully it won't spoil your holiday in anyway - and stay healthy while travelling!
Yep, typical, Laquet! Sod's law and all. :-)
Blowing raspberries all the way, Laughing Wolf :-)
It was great to meet my writing and blog mates, Pat and yes, thanks, much better and taking it easy - not like I need to be encouraged to do that! ;-)
Thanks, Megan - and if you ever get the chance, do take a flight on the London Eye - it's great!
Addy, meeting nobody sounds like no fun at all! The best bit of the trip, Day Nurse notwithstanding, was meeting you guys! :-)
What a plethora of bad luck. I'm glad you followed your gut instint and went home. x
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